Dec 02 2012
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“Can I get a receipt with this?”
If I hear this one more damn time…
Nov 29 2012
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- Customer: Where are your HDMI cords?
- Me: Back wall by the all the TVs.
- Customer: ...Which back wall?
- Me: (pointing) The only back wall...
Nov 23 2012
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- Customer: Will this game ring up on sale?
- Me: No. Sale's over.
- Customer: Can I get the six hour sale discount on it?
- Me: No...That was only during the six hour sale...Which ended two hours ago.
- Customer: I didn't want to be in that early with all those people, though!
- Me: That's too bad...That's exactly when the sale applied. During the first six hours. Early in the morning.
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- Customer: Do you have any more of those TVs left?
- Me: No. We sold out pretty much right after we opened.
- Customer: Can I get a Rain Check?
- Me: No...
- Customer: But it's in your ad!
- Me: Yeah...It also says in big bold letters "only six per store. Limited to stock on hand". And we sold all six of them.
- Customer: Well, when will you get more?
- Me: We won't...It was a model for today only...
- Customer: Can you call another store and tell them to put one on hold?
- Me: Ma'am, no. First, you're holding up the line of about eighty people behind you. And second, it's first come, first serve. They're probably all sold out, too.
- Customer: But I want one!
- Me: Early bird gets the worm...NEXT IN LINE, PLEASE!
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“ I can’t believe people would come in this early. It disgusts me that anyone would want to be in this crowd to purchase anything. They’re all idiots.
— Lady who just waited 30 minutes in line at 6am BLACK FRIDAY morning to purchase a bunch of things
Nov 21 2012
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You all ready for the worst day of the year?
I sure as hell am not.
Also, current count of people who have wanted Black Friday deals before Black Friday: 39
Take a drink for every time I hear “But I want it now!”
Fuckers.
Nov 20 2012
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Dear Customer:
You son of a bitch, you picked up that item to look at it (fully aware you didn’t want it in the first place) and then kinda’ just reached your arm out to put it in the wrong fucking spot. G’damn it, it’s actually MORE DIFFICULT to put it in the wrong spot instead of where you just picked it up DAMMIT.
I hate you.
Nov 16 2012
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- Customer: I'm looking for a charger for this phone.
- Me: Alright, I can help you find that. What kind of phone do you have?
- Customer: It's a T-Mobile.
- Me: ...Okay, what kind of phone is it? Who makes it?
- Customer: T-Mobile.
- Me: May I see it? (Check out the FRONT of the phone) Looks like it's a SAMSUNG. Samsung makes this phone.
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Nov 08 2012
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- Customer: What's the difference between the five zero PK and the five zero PAQ.
- Me: ...Really...Uh...come again?
- Customer: I don't understand the difference between the five zero PK and the PAQ.
- Me: Well...The first one is english...And the second is french...It contains fifty blank discs...